More eBay Treasures For Your Collection of Oddities – by Casey

There’s seriously nothing like relieving boredom by intentionally getting lost down the rabbit hole that is eBay.  Call me a sadist, but America’s World Wide Web of Weird is getting more expansive and addictive by the day.  With that being said, here’s some weird shit I dug up for you during my travels.

If any of yall are looking to start your very own taxidermy collection, this “double-headed freaken duckling” might be a good place to start.  With two beaks, two sets of beady eyes and and what looks like one (but I’m hoping for two) webbed foot, this piece is terrifyingly cute and strange all at the same time.  I can’t stop staring at them.  Or maybe they’re staring at me…

Just in case you don’t give a shit about gettin’ busted, you can get this “totally dope wallet” that will proudly showcase your bud in the most obvious manner.  You know, so people can know what you’re really up to.  This eBay dealer claims this wallet to be “the perfect wallet for the everyday dealer.”  It will allow you to have “the grass, the goods, and the green all together in the right place.”  Cause you need that.

What girl needs expensive Tiffany’s jewelry when you can just drop less than nine American Dollars for this Postmortem Baby Pendant?  The seller says “this will make a great gift!”…as it if that qualms any kind of uncertainty…

If you’ve ever lost your credit card during at night out on the town, you might wanna check with this eBay seller, personalitypete.  Dude has no problem selling somebody’s “useless” credit card on the internet.  All in the name of winning some kind of messed up game of “What’s in Your Wallet?”

Nothing like a little mutated vegetables, eh?  Try and make a BLT with these Heirloom Tomato Brains.  This seller will send you the little seedlings and once you plant them, you’ll have weird tomatoes in about 76 days!  Enjoy this new way to eat brains.

@stoopgirl