My Super Sweet Serial Butt Stabber Birthday Party

September 8^th is gonna be day that you need to watch out for! In case you don’t follow the news, let me inform you that shit’s been getting real. There is a serial butt stabber running around in Virginia who’s been extremely underrated! This is real talk, check the video to see the news story.

Seeing as how the suspect is apparently a Latino, we decided to make our favorite chica’s birthday party a tribute to the but stabber. Tittsworth, Klever, Steve Starks, and Billy the Gent are coming out to make you “watch yo ass” at Izumi’s party! You can get the info on this fecebook event page here, and if you RSVP it’s free!